Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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