- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Do the roar!

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

That's illegal What? Your mom

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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