What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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