What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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