Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What page are you on The gay page.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A black man walks out of a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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