- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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