- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

womens rights.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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