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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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