- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did the black man die? He was shot

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why? Because.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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