What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

women's rights.

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

every cloud has a silver lining

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why do fat people commit suicide

Oh, go away

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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