Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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why girl die cancer

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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