Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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