- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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