- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

my penis

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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