- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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