- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

bangers and mash?

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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