Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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