An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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