how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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