How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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