- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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