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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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