Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What page are you on The gay page.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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