rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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