- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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