- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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