- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Boner

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

bite me

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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