Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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