- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A praying mantis is very graceful

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Women's rights

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What do you call two dog? dogs

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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