I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

if you don't like this you're gay

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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