Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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