- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

kieran is a homosexual

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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