- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man walks into a vagina

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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