Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What does? 42

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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