- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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