What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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