A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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