"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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