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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

deez nuts

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What do we call Osama? Osama

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

FUCK YOU

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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