What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What's one plus one? two.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Anti Joke

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