- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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