- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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