- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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