- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Seriosly. too much sex again?

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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