- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

why did you poop because you are a poop

No

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

one stop shop

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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