Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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