- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Mahmy

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Male leadership.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

mitchell palmer sucks

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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