- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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