A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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