- Anti Joke

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

kennah campion when she talks

Chuck Norris.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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