There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

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