2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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