A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

every knight i see an owl at window

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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