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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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