- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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