What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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