I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Anti Joke

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