- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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