- Anti Joke

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.