Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

being sober in a bar fight

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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