what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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