- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is better than tissues? Correct!

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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