What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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women's rights

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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