Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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