What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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