- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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