- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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