Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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whats white jizz

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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