have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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american idol

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Shltskc gw? G

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Anti Joke

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