- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

If you have a stroke, call 000

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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