- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

You are joking right?

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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