- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

12 niqqa 12.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What is green and slow Grass.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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