Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Jordan is pregant

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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