- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

NEVER

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Get on the boat.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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