- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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