- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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