- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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