You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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