What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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