Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

binladin walks into the american seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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