What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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