How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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