Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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