"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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