Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

batman farted so hes retarded

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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