How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

the WNBA.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

guess what? bannanas

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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