What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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i dont fisish anythi

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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