- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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