- Anti Joke

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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