- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

No your aunties a joke

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??