What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Lindsay Lohan

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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