How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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kieran is a homosexual

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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silver bullet?

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read this sentence again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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