You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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