- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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