- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A jew enters a mall.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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