A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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WNBA

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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