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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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