someone called someone else a frog

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Kevin and Ramin

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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