Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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knock knock who's there ?

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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