- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Oh, go away

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why do fat people commit suicide

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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