- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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