As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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