Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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A black person dies.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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swag

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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One, two, three, four and five

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