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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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I'm so punny.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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womens rights.

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