- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

You're a big fat monkey.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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