- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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