Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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The child was fired from his job.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Your Mom

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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