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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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