What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Badabing.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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