A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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