A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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