Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A penis walks into a bar..

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

batman farted so hes retarded

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

where's mom I killed her

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