- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Faithful men.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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