What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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