A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

I hate blackniggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats brown and sticky a stick

A man died.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Take part of what?

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What is green and slow Grass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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