- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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