- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

read this sentence again.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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