- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Obama = ebola

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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