- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

This is my favorite antijoke.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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