- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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