Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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