Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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What's just not right? Left

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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