why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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