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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!