- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your face is hilarious.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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