- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Dwarf Shortage

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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