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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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