Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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