- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

stinky boner

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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