How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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