- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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