* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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